I notice there are a lot of animals and children running around lately. How perfectly marvelous. My regards to whoever decided to create such an amusing flourish to the beginning of the school year. They very likely beat me in doing the same thing if those students affected are one of those who have irked me.

*exceedingly amused but half-hiding it* Mr. Neji, I hope that you don't have too many fleas at present. Not.

I am very glad I was able to assist you, Miss Ofelia even though I dislike not understanding what's going on.

Welcome back to school, my dear students! I look so very forward to getting to know all of you so I can figure out the perfect ways to ruin all of your lives a bit, especially those of you who I will be teaching! There are so many stories to be discussed and examined.

I trust everyone is pleased upon returning to school...? Please prove me wrong. Unhappiness is much more amusing to read about.

((OOC: Those strikes are oh-so-gone. XD))

Well, now I've noticed everyone has been in a mood for Divination all of a sudden, taking these silly tarot card quizzes. How wonderful.

You are The Emperor

Stability, power, protection, realization; a great person.

The Emperor is the great authority figure of the Tarot, so it represents
fathers, father-figures and employers. There is a lot of aggression and violence
too.

The Emperor naturally follows the Empress. Like an infant, he is filled with enthuiasm, energy, aggression. He is direct, guileless and all too often irresistible. Unfortunately, like a baby he can also be a tyrant. Impatient, demanding, controlling. In the best of circumstances, he signifies the leader that everyone wants to follow, sitting on a throne that indicates the solid foundation of an Empire he created, loves and rules with intelligence and enthusiasm. But that throne can also be a trap, a responsibility that has the Emperor feeling restless, bored and discontent.

What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.

Well now, so this is what my meddlesome students have been becoming addicted to...contacting their little friends through writing on these silly journals. How perfectly immature and wonderful! Perhaps I shall be able to keep an eye on things this way and create several more tragedies in peoples' lives.

My, my, the school year is approaching quickly. I look forward to the many upset faces I'll see on my students on the first day back! The heart-wrenching agony, being trapped in classrooms once more, unable to escape back to the summer sun and love that no doubt they delved into! I wonder how many of those school romances I can tamper with help along their way! Oh, I can just smell the tension in the air!

Hmmm...my dear daughter Clara sent me a letter, how very sweet. "Get better soon"? *laughs* As if! I'm quite well. I will have to write her something later...but I'll have to make sure her mother doesn't see it. She always ruins my fun.

I suppose I should record my list of students for the upcoming year...I am quite late, actually, now that I'm dwelling on it. Well, no matter! Such a problem is easily rectified by creating one...better late than never!